Kefir salad dressing

In a mason jar or similar combine:

• ~1 cup kefir
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 1/2 tsp black pepper
• 2 tbsp mayonnaise 
• ~1 tbsp garlic infused oil (or 1 tsp garlic powder/granules)
• fresh or dried parsley to taste
• fresh or dried chives to taste
• juice of 1/2 - 1 lemon (depending on taste, juiciness of lemon...)

Shake vigorously and you're done. Keeps about a week in the fridge.